If you could change anything in the Constitution, what would it be?

I was bored so wrote this in response to that question in a forum:

Article VIII Section 1 Clause 1 actually reads:
"It is of our wise decree, that in the year 2000, complete control of the United States, or whatever form it has taken heretofore, shall be ceded to Zac Lochner, originally of Buffalo, NY."

Therefore most of the government -as it now stands-is utterly unconstitutional. The Founding Fathers never intended for anyone else to guide the country into the 21st century.

I have a theory that a small group of men, led by the notorious John Adams, orchestrated events so that Gouverneur Morris' coffee spilled on the last page of his work before it could be ratified by the Constitutional Convention.

The likes of Washington and Jefferson were totally bummed that their greatest idea was ruined, but didn't feel like rewriting the whole thing themselves (Morris had refused to do so and was quoted as saying, "Awww f*ck you John Adams! I stayed up all night workin on that! No, I won't write you a new one!")

Although Adams claimed it was just a "practical joke" and "all in good fun", he was demoted to the lowly position of vice-president over the next eight years for his stupidity, and single-handedly ruining the Constitution, the United States, and my rightful claim to the Presidency.

"F*ck you John Adams!" indeed.